Skinny or stupid, rich or poor, old or lazy and ugly yo mama jokes. Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone.
Logic: “If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me.” Humor: “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come.
"Your Mom" jokes are one of the most outdated, childish and hilarious ways to come back at someone or to burn someone for absolutely no reason at all. Funny .
Yo momma's so dumb, when she went to the movies and saw the "Under 17 not permitted" sign, she left to get 16 of her friends.
A maternal insult is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your Categories: Misogyny · Profanity · Pop culture language · Jokes.
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